The Temptation of Dragons by Chrys Cymri

I for one must make a note here and say that I love Clyde!!! Can I get one too please?! Moriarty - or Morey for short.Īnd she even gets herself a little pet that makes even Morey's feathers stand on end at the introduction. 'You've sent me a blue tit murdering creationist with sarcasm management issues.' - Mr. She's getting an associate to help her out: Unfortunately, this is exactly what Reverend Penny must do. 'Meddle not in the affairs of dragons', I muttered, 'for you are crunchy when fried and good with ketchup.'

And if you're not cracking a smile by now while reading the Vicar-gryphon snarky banter, I guarantee the drunk snail shark hiccuping and singing will do the trick! And she didn't even need to know the language the snail was speaking to realize that he was swearing. And if she was still harboring any doubts regarding it's credibility, they all went up in a big puff when she had to accept the help of a snarky gryphon to catch a sharp toothed snail shark the size of a dog. If Penny didn't fully believe the Bishop's tale, the fox in uniform delivering her letter of application was a solid point in favor. Lloegyr is as multi-cultural as England.' 'There is a parallel world of dragons and unicorns and bears, oh my, and they're Christians-' And to put the cherry on the incredulity cake, the Bishop's assistant was another dragon, while her archdeacons were a unicorn and a vampire. The Bishop of Eglwys Lloegyr under whom she was being assigned was a dragon. What Penny found hard to believe however and kept listening to with the incredulity of one waiting for the hidden camera to pop out. She is appointed as part-time Vicar General of Incursions in Eglwys Lloegyr, the equivalent of England in that other world we mentioned above. a dragon! By giving said dragon his last rites, she is plunged head first into a huge conflict with far-reaching consequences involving the dragon's cannibalistic family and a whole lot more. she tries to inconspicuously pass by a bad car accident and runs over. She's a Vicar and on the one night she has a few extra glasses of wine and hopes she won't get arrested for drunk driving because that will not make the Bishop happy. If you were wondering who the unfortunate soul is who is getting a cold ice bucket dump of info - it is Reverend Penny White, a priest in a small English village. Some whiskey went down the wrong way and I coughed. There is another world in touching distance of ours, and their citizens sometimes cross over and walk among us. 'We aren't the only intelligent beings in this universe', the Bishop said quietly.' And I'm not talking about dolphins or whales. Which is just as well, as it would make it impossible to baptize them.’ My rating: 5 BIG baby snail shark stars!!

The Temptation of Dragons by Chrys Cymri